Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Funny Stuff

Boy n Baby:
We saw these in our local papers last week and they claimed that these were from real classified ads. We thought they were funny so we wanted to share with everydog here and hope to bring a smile to everydog.

Free: Yokshire Terrier. 8 years old. Hateful Little Dog. Bites

Free Puppies: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbour's dog

Free puppies: Mother, german shepherd; Father, super dog. Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

Found: Dirty white dog. Look like a rat. Been out for a while. No collar. Better be a reward.

Joining nudist colony: Must sell washer & dryer, $300.

Wedding dress for sale: Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

For sale: One pair of hardly used dentures. Only two teeth missing. $100.

Used Tombstone: Perfect for someone named Homer Hendel Bergen Heinzel. One only.

King sized mattress: 20-year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell. $40.

Boy n Baby


Huskee Boy said...

ROFL.. so funny!! Mom loves the wedding dress one... Thanks for sharing!!

PreciOus said...

Hehe yeah the wedding dress's ad is really funny. But the first one is kind of sad. I don't think there's such thing as hateful dogs, only bad owners who push all blames to us when things turned sour.


Bella said...

hee hee they are so funny - can they be for real - who thinks they can possibly sell a used tombstone ??

Girl Girl Hamster said...

That's so funny. which papers did you doggies saw that from?

~ girl girl

Boo said...

wah, demanding a reward for a lost & found dog summore!

i wonder if we get to see the owner of that washer & dryer naked! maybe can increase the price summore.

wah, who wants a "suai" (bad luck) wedding dress? what is the next owner oso "by mistake"??

wet wet licks


Oscar Airedale said...

hehehe, very funny!

Oscar x

Snowball said...

Which local paper did you read that from? We should start to pay more attention to the classified ads for such interesting ads.


Maggie said...

Those are a riot! Thanks for posting them Boy and Baby!

Love ya lots,

Amber-Mae said...

Ahahahahaha!!! That was HILARIOUS man!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Ike said...

I wonder what my classified ad would be?

Luckie Girl said...

Oh dog, these are farnie and sure made my day! I don't usually do papers..other than peeing and pooping on them so I may have missed out on this great read. :) Thanks for sharing!!

Ume said...

hi Boy & Baby,
thx for sharing, dat was hilarious!
the mattress one was such a tickle!

Joe Stains said...

oh these sure had mom laughing she even read them to dad. thanks for sharing!

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

LOL! Those are great!!! The wedding dress ad is great! Thanks for the laugh.


fee said...

it's funny!!! thanks for making us laugh!

Jay said...

Hey, those are really funny!


ToFFee said...

Hey Boy and Baby!

I just laughed my furry head off!!

Mommy is sniggering also.. but I think daddy has the biggest guffaw of all!

Thanks for sharing!


MJ's doghouse said...

that is some funny stuff...i wish i knew the phone numbers...i always needed a pee smelly mattress