Boy n Baby:
We saw these in our local papers last week and they claimed that these were from real classified ads. We thought they were funny so we wanted to share with everydog here and hope to bring a smile to everydog.
Free: Yokshire Terrier. 8 years old. Hateful Little Dog. Bites
Free Puppies: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbour's dog
Free puppies: Mother, german shepherd; Father, super dog. Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
Found: Dirty white dog. Look like a rat. Been out for a while. No collar. Better be a reward.
Joining nudist colony: Must sell washer & dryer, $300.
Wedding dress for sale: Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
For sale: One pair of hardly used dentures. Only two teeth missing. $100.
Used Tombstone: Perfect for someone named Homer Hendel Bergen Heinzel. One only.
King sized mattress: 20-year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell. $40.
Love
Boy n Baby
We saw these in our local papers last week and they claimed that these were from real classified ads. We thought they were funny so we wanted to share with everydog here and hope to bring a smile to everydog.
Free: Yokshire Terrier. 8 years old. Hateful Little Dog. Bites
Free Puppies: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbour's dog
Free puppies: Mother, german shepherd; Father, super dog. Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
Found: Dirty white dog. Look like a rat. Been out for a while. No collar. Better be a reward.
Joining nudist colony: Must sell washer & dryer, $300.
Wedding dress for sale: Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
For sale: One pair of hardly used dentures. Only two teeth missing. $100.
Used Tombstone: Perfect for someone named Homer Hendel Bergen Heinzel. One only.
King sized mattress: 20-year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell. $40.
Love
Boy n Baby
18 comments:
ROFL.. so funny!! Mom loves the wedding dress one... Thanks for sharing!!
Hehe yeah the wedding dress's ad is really funny. But the first one is kind of sad. I don't think there's such thing as hateful dogs, only bad owners who push all blames to us when things turned sour.
Snuggle,
Precious
hee hee they are so funny - can they be for real - who thinks they can possibly sell a used tombstone ??
Wuffs
Bella
That's so funny. which papers did you doggies saw that from?
~ girl girl
wah, demanding a reward for a lost & found dog summore!
i wonder if we get to see the owner of that washer & dryer naked! maybe can increase the price summore.
wah, who wants a "suai" (bad luck) wedding dress? what is the next owner oso "by mistake"??
wet wet licks
Boo
hehehe, very funny!
Licks
Oscar x
Which local paper did you read that from? We should start to pay more attention to the classified ads for such interesting ads.
Luv,
Snowball
Those are a riot! Thanks for posting them Boy and Baby!
Love ya lots,
Maggie
Ahahahahaha!!! That was HILARIOUS man!
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
I wonder what my classified ad would be?
Ike
Oh dog, these are farnie and sure made my day! I don't usually do papers..other than peeing and pooping on them so I may have missed out on this great read. :) Thanks for sharing!!
hi Boy & Baby,
thx for sharing, dat was hilarious!
the mattress one was such a tickle!
oh these sure had mom laughing she even read them to dad. thanks for sharing!
LOL! Those are great!!! The wedding dress ad is great! Thanks for the laugh.
hugs,
Sitka
it's funny!!! thanks for making us laugh!
Hey, those are really funny!
~Jay
Hey Boy and Baby!
I just laughed my furry head off!!
Mommy is sniggering also.. but I think daddy has the biggest guffaw of all!
Thanks for sharing!
Wuffs!
Toffee
that is some funny stuff...i wish i knew the phone numbers...i always needed a pee smelly mattress
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