Just the other night, mama came in the kitchen and found this...
What a mess! Somebody or somedog has gone through the rubbish bin.
Tissues, banana skin and curry stains were on the floor. Of course, she wasnt happy. And guess who gets the blame?
ME AGAIN! I think i need a good lawyer or should i hire a private investigator?
(Mama: We knew it was her because there were curry stains on her beard)
6 hours ago